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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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