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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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