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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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