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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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