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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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