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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maya eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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