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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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