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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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