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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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