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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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