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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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