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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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