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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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