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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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