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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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