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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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