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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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