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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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