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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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