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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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