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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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