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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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