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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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