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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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