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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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