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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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