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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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