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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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