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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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