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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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