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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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