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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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