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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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