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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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