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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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