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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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