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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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