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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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