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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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