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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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