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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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