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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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