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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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