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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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