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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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