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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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