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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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