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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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