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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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