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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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