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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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