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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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