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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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