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Pet death

My aunt Victoria had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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